So this morning, the alarm goes off at 7:30 AM. Hearing the alarm go off is always a painful event, but it was particularly painful this morning because it would have been wonderful to sleep for a few more hours after an intense week. I pulled out my wonderful GPS and entered the address for the Parish of St. Joseph. The GPS is great; I enter the address and trust that somehow it will get me from home to the destination and back. I picked up my pocket Bible, cell phone, camera, and headed out the door.
As I backed out of the drive way, this electronic female voice says, " Turn left in 600 ft."
Of course, I obediently turned left and eagerly anticipated the next direction.
"Continue straight."
Somehow, the car turns left.
Obedience just took a back-seat to my supreme skills with directions.
The remaining journey was a constant battle between the electronic female voice (now with volume turned down) and those aforementioned directional skills.
Are you kidding me, I'm not taking the toll-road.
Oh, I'm sure I can continue on this road into Illinois.
Hmm, this looks familiar, I'll keep going this way...
my way.
Two hours, 48 oz of coffee, and an orange juice later, I pulled up to the Parish of St Joseph.
"You have reached your destination."
(A side-bar: I arrived in the the city a little early and stopped at Caribou Coffee for some orange juice and to eliminate the 48 oz of coffee. As I was taking care of business at the urination station, I was startled to see some artwork hanging right in front of me. It was a painting of an outhouse with the name, Camp Todd. Funny and weird.)
Back to the church:
I looked up and saw...
the cross.
______________________
Coming this week: some link love - this dude can incorporate boogers and phalanges into prayers - and a trip to the cemetery goes deep.
2 comments:
Sweet Todd! Keep it up man. I can't wait until the next post about this guy who talks about phalanges and such. He sounds interesting and smart... and good looking.
Our journeys all will end here....but my goal is to hear.....Job well done!
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